Night of the Spineapple Tee

Night of the Spineapple - What Was Sown Will Now Reap

Just when you thought it was safe to plant pineapple seeds on the farm you inherited from a deceased uncle you never knew you had, reality quickly turned into an impossible nightmare. Only one night after planting did the run-off from the local nuclear power plant turn the king of fruits into the king of horror, emerging from the earth with only one goal in mind: conquer the planet in revenge for the millions of pineapples humanity has consumed.

Revenge has never tasted so sweet.

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Fair and sustainable Durable fabrics. 150 g/m² Material: 100% cotton (charcoal: 50% cotton, 50% polyester; heather blue: 50% cotton, 50% polyester; heather grey: 85% cotton, 15% viscose; heather burgundy: 65% cotton, 35% polyester)